15 Weird Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Special Someone
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We're ready to celebrate everything love now that February has arrived. It's great that not everyone takes Valentine's Day romantic gifts and love letters seriously because nothing says sexier than a well-developed sense of humor.
Whichever way you choose to celebrate Valentine's Day, these gifts will make it much more memorable than the boring, uninspired, and completely conventional flowers, chocolates, and a dinner for two! These people made it a much more fun occasion by dressing up as nerds and having some well-earned fun!
Top 15 Weirdest Gifts on Valentine Day for Special Someone
1. Fifty Shades of Chicken — a punishingly good cookbook for sultry poultry lovers.
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"A lovely book. This book has exquisite photos and high quality printing, and the recipes are all original. I got one as a gift, and I'm on the verge of purchasing one for myself. Even though I'm not a fan of Fifty Shades, this is fantastic. Unquestionably a well-made and extremely useful gag gift." —Avery T.
Purchase it for $12.27 on Amazon, $16.99 at Barnes & Noble, or $12.27 from a nearby bookseller using Indiebound.
2. A Clone-a-Willy kit that lets them create a dildo in the shape of any penis they'd like.
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"Followed the instructions and messed up our first mold. I was able to lay horizontally on two chairs and have my wife place the tube around my member after I ordered extra molding powder. Pour silicone slowly to prevent bubbles and take care not to place the vibrator too close to the edge. A cock ring might be helpful because it was difficult to maintain an erection, which made my penis appear smaller. Overall, I'm pleased with the finished product." —John Boston
It costs $49.95+ on Amazon and comes in nine different colors.
3. You've Got Crabs — a fun card game that lets you be able to say that phrase to your partner without a clawful response.
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Along with instructions, a foam turn indicator, 28 crab points, a box with three drawer compartments, and 78 cards, the game comes with a lot of extras. Ages seven and up are the target audience. To begin the game, divide into two-person teams, make a covert signal, and attempt to obtain four matching cards that you and your partner are the only ones aware of. Make sure to purchase the expansion pack in order to obtain the crab claws depicted in the image!
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
4. Jizz the game, a party game that'll come in handy for otherwise dull get-togethers.
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Fill this gizmo up with water (or any other liquid) to get started. Spin the balls to see how many pumps the player needs to perform, plus where they need to aim it.
Get it from Firebox for $26.99.
5. A smart lights kit that can set a mellow mood in every room
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Best Buy is selling the Philips Hue White & Color Ambiance LED Starter Kit for $139.99.
Get this so he can install smart lighting throughout his house. This kit comes with three color-changing bulbs that you can control with Alexa, Google Assistant, or HomeKit, as well as a Philips Hue Bridge to connect them to your router.
They can produce soft lighting effects or use timers and schedules to automate the bulbs. Furthermore, they can even synchronize with the sound of his games, movies, or music thanks to the Philips Hue Sync feature. A smart dimmer switch is also included with the kit.
6. A funky pair (or pairs) of underwear
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MeUndies sells men's boxer briefs for $17.
Though underwear might seem like an odd gift at first, we have something else to say. MeUndies come in a ton of colors and festive, limited-edition prints, and they're sure to become his new favorite because they're so comfy!
7. A less traditional take on a bouquet
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If flowers aren't really his thing, go for something that's more his taste — like this salami bouquet. It's an arrangement he can really enjoy.
8. Buildable magnets that will keep adults entertained
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Speks Magnetic Toy, available at Speks, $34.95
This set of over 500 magnets can be mashed, rolled, and molded into different shapes. It's a productivity toy that he'll love to play with. You'll find a set on nearly every one of our desks at Insider Reviews.
9. Rage Room Experience for Two with DESTROY'D
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Smashing a room with your significant other is possibly the most romantic thing you could do. You and your companion can now enjoy a brand-new rage room experience thanks to Destroy'd.
Before escorting you to your rage room, protective gear such as a jumpsuit, gloves, and a face shield will be given to you. After entering, you'll have 30 minutes to use the supplied weapons to smash, obliterate, and destroy a variety of small and large objects.
10. Overnight Murder Mystery Break for Two with Dinner
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This unique overnight getaway is the ideal Valentine's Day treat if you're both true crime enthusiasts.
With a variety of locations to suit your needs, this creepy murder mystery break for two is sure to test your detective abilities.
There are more than a hundred unique storylines with turns, twists, and graphic confessions. The murder mystery and backstory will be served with a delectable three-course dinner.
11. Escape Room In An Envelope: Dinner Party Edition
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Experience an escape room in the convenience of your own house.
Enter a mysterious, deceitful, and eerie world where you and your companion must work together to solve puzzles and break into the online vault before it's too late.
The game has an interactive online ending and ten separate puzzles. You can invite friends or other couples to play the game because it is meant to be played with two players minimum and up to eight players maximum.
12. A custom cushion featuring your beautiful mug, so "sit on my face" can have a brand new meaning.
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13. A classic box of chocolate, butt! with a twist we can all get behind.
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"These are the greatest gift to give to a proctologist. :D I had two surgeons that had worked with my husband, so I sent these as thank you gifts. They absolutely loved them! It was a hilarious gift and worth the price! The chocolates were actually very tasty also. Would 100% buy again!" —Dawn
14. A six-pack of nightmare sodas in novelty flavors sure to make their eyes pop.
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The flavors are: bacon, buffalo wing, sweet corn, pumpkin pie, ranch dressing, and peanut butter and jelly. They're all made with pure cane sugar and ill intent.
Get them from Amazon for $24.75.
15. A pair of stainless steel collar stays to keep their collars looking sharp and to keep their minds on you.
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