Top 15 Weirdest Gifts on Valentine Day for Special Someone

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Now that February has officially arrived, we’re ready to celebrate all things love. Not all of us take Valentine’s Day romantic gifts and love letters seriously, which is awesome because nothing is sexier than a great sense of humor.

Whatever your gifting mode, these Valentine's Day gifts will be rather than the dull, unimaginative, and totally standard flowers, chocolates, and a dinner for two, these people made it a much more memorable experience with nerdy Valentine's and having some well-deserved fun with it!

Top 15 Weirdest Gifts on Valentine Day for Special Someone

1. Fifty Shades of Chicken — a punishingly good cookbook for sultry poultry lovers.

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"Beautiful book. The pictures and quality of this book is gorgeous and the recipes are also unique. I almost want to buy one for myself (I got it for someone as a gift). I'm not a Fifty Shades gal but this is still awesome. Definitely a high quality yet fully functional gag gift." —Avery T

Get it from Amazon for $12.27, Barnes & Noble for $16.99, or from a local bookseller through Indiebound.

2. A Clone-a-Willy kit that lets them create a dildo in the shape of any penis they'd like.

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"Messed up our first mold by following the directions. Ordered more molding powder and had success laying horizontal on two chairs and my wife placing the tube around my member. Be careful not to get the vibrator too close to the edge and pour silicone slowly to avoid bubbles. It was hard to keep an erection resulting in a smaller version of my actual penis, a cock ring might help. Overall, I'm pleased with the finished product." —John Boston

Get it from Amazon for $49.95+ (available in nine colors).

3. You've Got Crabs — a fun card game that lets you be able to say that phrase to your partner without a clawful response.

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The game includes 78 cards, instructions, a foam turn indicator, 28 crab points, and a box with three drawer compartments. It's intended for ages seven and up. To play the game, split into teams of two, create a secret signal, and try to get four matching cards that only your partner knows about. Be sure to pick up the expansion pack to get the crab claws shown in the picture!

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

4. Jizz the game, a party game that'll come in handy for otherwise dull get-togethers.

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Fill this gizmo up with water (or any other liquid) to get started. Spin the balls to see how many pumps the player needs to perform, plus where they need to aim it.

Get it from Firebox for $26.99.

5. A smart lights kit that can set a mellow mood in every room

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Philips Hue White & Color Ambiance LED Starter Kit, $139.99, available at Best Buy

Get this to help outfit his home with smart lights. This kit includes three bulbs that can change from white to a range of colors — which you can control with Alexa, Google Assistant, and HomeKit — and a Philips Hue Bridge that connects them to your router.

They can automate the bulbs with timers and schedules, or create mellow lighting effects. And with the Philips Hue Sync feature, they can even sync up with the audio of his music, movies, or games. The kit also comes with a smart dimmer switch.

6. A funky pair (or pairs) of underwear

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Men's Boxer Brief, available at MeUndies, from $17

Your first thought may be that underwear is a strange gift, but hear us out. MeUndies are so comfortable that they're sure to be his new favorite, and they come in tons of colors and festive, limited-edition prints!

7. A less traditional take on a bouquet

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If flowers aren't really his thing, go for something that's more his taste — like this salami bouquet. It's an arrangement he can really enjoy.

8. Buildable magnets that will keep adults entertained

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Speks Magnetic Toy, available at Speks, $34.95

This set of over 500 magnets can be mashed, rolled, and molded into different shapes. It's a productivity toy that he'll love to play with. You'll find a set on nearly every one of our desks at Insider Reviews.

9. Rage Room Experience for Two with DESTROY'D

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What could possibly be more romantic than smashing up a room with your beloved? Courtesy of Destroy’d, you and your partner can now take part in a brand-new rage room experience.

You'll be provided with protective clothing including a jumpsuit, gloves and a face shield before guiding you to your rage room. Once inside, you’ll have 30 minutes to smash, obliterate and destroy a variety of large and small items using the weapons provided.

10. Overnight Murder Mystery Break for Two with Dinner

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If you're both true crime fanatics, this overnight break with a twist is the perfect treat for Valentine's Day.

Put your detective skills to the test with this eerie murder mystery break for two, with various locations to choose from to suit your needs.

There's over 100 original plots featuring twists, turns and gory confessions.. A delicious three-course dinner will be served alongside the murder plot and back-story.

11. Escape Room In An Envelope: Dinner Party Edition

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Enjoy an escape room experience from the comfort of your own home.

Immerse yourself into a world of mystery, blackmail and deception, you and your partner will have to solve the puzzles and break into the online vault - before it's too late.

The games include 10 individual puzzles, and has an interactive online ending. The game is designed to be played with at least two players and up to eight, so you can get friends or other couples involved.

12. A custom cushion featuring your beautiful mug, so "sit on my face" can have a brand new meaning.

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13. A classic box of chocolate, butt! with a twist we can all get behind.

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"These are the greatest gift to give to a proctologist. :D I had two surgeons that had worked with my husband, so I sent these as thank you gifts. They absolutely loved them! It was a hilarious gift and worth the price! The chocolates were actually very tasty also. Would 100% buy again!" —Dawn

14. A six-pack of nightmare sodas in novelty flavors sure to make their eyes pop.

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The flavors are: bacon, buffalo wing, sweet corn, pumpkin pie, ranch dressing, and peanut butter and jelly. They're all made with pure cane sugar and ill intent.

Get them from Amazon for $24.75.

15. A pair of stainless steel collar stays to keep their collars looking sharp and to keep their minds on you.

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