9 things you should never say to someone from Alabama
Welcome to Alabama. Photo: Pinterest

Read on to discover our list of the top 9 things you should not talk to prepare for Alabama extraordinary contrasts and experiences.

“God isn’t real”

Now, before you go down this road, know that there aren’t a ton of good things that can come out of a conversation like this. At best, you’ll have a multitude of people promising to pray for your and keep you in their thoughts in the same breath that they invite you to church. At worst, you’ll have people telling you to burn in hell and that the devil will get you if you don’t get your life straight.

Most Alabamians believe very strongly in a higher power, and because religion is so embedded in Southern culture, you can expect an earful if you’re cutting against the grain on one of the most fundamental topics of the region. Religion is a recursive part of childhood (even for the nonreligious folks), because you can’t escape its influence.

“Bigger government is the answer.”

You’ll rarely find a conservative Republican who believes this, and even less so in Alabama. It’s not that people in the state hate the government. Most simply believe that government should take a smaller role in free market economics and stop taking half a decade to finish basic roadwork. It’s not uncommon to hear problems blamed on the government that aren’t even related to government enterprises because it fits the narrative of a smaller, more streamlined operation that most conservatives are looking for.

So, unless you want your ear talked off about how Obamacare is a sham and how government-backed unions are making “simple” jobs like roadwork far too complicated, don’t bring it up.

“I’m pro-LGBT.”

Alabama can be kind of a mixed bag. If you’re talking to a younger generation, you might skate by on potentially incendiary topics. But if you’re talking to a more traditional deep-South Alabamian, be ready for the whole spiel about how you and people like you are ruining the country by trying to change the definition of marriage and relationships. You’ll know you’ve hit critical mass when someone comes out with the “it’s a slippery slope” line.

Thankfully, this is a critique that’s fading with a generation. Young folks, even in Alabama, are more likely to accept positivity at face value, but you should approach with caution. Choosing who you disclose this one to can be the difference between civil conversation between friends and losing a friendship.

Related: Top 5 Fascinating Things to Do in Alabama

“Vote Democrat!”

This one isn’t a generational thing (although the nation is becoming more liberal, as a whole).

You’re likely to touch off a very strongly-worded conversation about conservatism in Alabama, which consistently vies for the title of Most Conservative State in the Union. Given that it’s a hardline red state, this is another minefield to tread carefully if you don’t want to risk friendships or potentially isolate yourself from a particular social group.

“Eh, I like baseball better.”

It might not sit easy with the Alabamian you’re talking to if they’re a diehard football fan, but most will give it a pass with little more than a bristle. Unless you start talking about how much better baseball is than football. It’s easy to inflame this topic to the point of sacrilege by trashing Alabama’s (and the Southeast’s) favorite sport by trying to tear it down for the sake of another franchise.

“You’re all just southern hicks.”

“Hicks” can be a derogatory statement in the South. It’s probably one of those things that should be put to bed — along with the “redneck / hillbilly” stereotype being a Southern-only thing, or judging people by their accents.

There are some really smart people in Alabama, from college professors to environmental and atmospheric scientists. It’s true that you’ve also got your standard, backcountry-livin’, mud-lovin’ country boys, but most Alabama natives aren’t a bunch of uncivilized hill folk.

“Two words: Gun Control!”

Between hunting and an insane news media that likes to lead with bleeds, talking about gun control in Alabama can easily be interpreted as the antithesis of American southern culture. People love their guns across the state — and this is in a state surrounded by other gun-loving states. Even people who don’t own guns are pro-gun in the South, and Alabama is a strong supporter of all things firearm from top to bottom.

If you’re not from around these parts, the gun culture craze can seem a little off-putting. However, don’t expect a ton of answers about it. This is something of a shutdown topic, because the overwhelming majority believe that gun control won’t solve the issues our nation faces.

“Y’all isn’t a word.”

It is, actually. This is one of the only times you’ll get people to whip out a dictionary in the middle of a conversation — so you’d be wrong on that count. But if you’re just trying to stir up trouble, keep insisting that it’s wrong. Alabamians will lose their mind over this one, sometimes, just because of the time it took for the word to gain legitimacy.

“Racism isn’t a big deal.”

America has a pretty big racism problem. It’s something that stares the nation in the face at every turn, whether we’re talking about police brutality or poverty. The truth of it is, Alabamians have some pretty strong opinions on race and racism, and your mileage will vary depending on who you talk to and what part of the state you’re in.

Some pockets have a minimal black community, or have witnessed firsthand a group of hipic workers constructing houses and helping out as farmhands. In smalltown Alabama, other races are often seen as threats to livelihoods, whether that belief is true or not. Head into Montgomery or Birmingham, where the black-white ratio is a little more even, and you’ve got a whole other set of problems. Many well-to-do whites have dodged segregation by putting their kids into private schools or magnet schools where money or access to resource is a factor. What you end up with is a racially pided (read: segregated) school system that shouldn’t exist — but does.

Staying safe during your Alabama Vacation

General: International travel to Alabama is subject to the same regulations as all of the US, and inter-state travel to Alabama is possible, and many restrictions within the state have been lifted.

FAQs:

Can I travel to Alabama?

International travel to Alabama follows the general US restrictions.

Travel from other countries and US states is not restricted.

Do I need to go into quarantine when arriving to Alabama?

Anyone arriving to Alabama from a country or region with a level 3 health notice, or higher, should self-quarantine for 14 days.

Are COVID-19 tests required to travel to Alabama?

A health test is not required to enter Alabama.

Is public transportation open in Alabama?

Public transportation in Alabama is operating.

Are the restaurants and bars open in Alabama?

Restaurants, cafes and bars in Alabama are open under capacity limitations and social distancing requirements. Citizens are encouraged to order food and not dine-in.

Are businesses and attractions open in Alabama?

Most non-essential businesses and attractions in Alabama are open, under distancing guidelines and capacity limitations.

Do I need to wear a face mask in Alabama?

Wearing face masks is required in cases where social distancing can’t be maintained.

top 5 best things to do in hawaii Top 5 Best Things to do in Hawaii

When you are planning your fascinating Hawaii vacation, make sure you take the best advantage of the Islands offer. Below are the top five exciting ...

only in philadelphia 10 things tourists should never do ONLY in Philadelphia: 10 things tourists should never do

ONLY in Philadelphia: the city welcomes those who want to see its historic sights, try its incredible cuisine, and walk its beautiful streets. However, there ...

top 5 things visitors can do in missori Top 5 things visitors can do in Missori

Missori, the state is the 21st-most extensive in area is known as a magnificient places for visitors to spend time hanging around.